That moment when the teacher announces that you're...
When the bitch you hate speaks:
lolsofunny: What you wanna do But all you really do is The Funniest.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
When you dream about something but you forget what...
lmaogtfo: But then you see something and you start remembering
When something bad happens to someone you hate.
omghilariousblog: Hit for more.
cmy thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
freeze right now and take a picture with your...
breadandfire: clayaiken2003: clavid: motoroladroid: draganne: officerpapermouth: shutupshea: catandtoasttheory: boop Uh, w/ bonus jenn my camera went off by itself im not a model its not one of my better nights…
thiscakeisnotalie: he’s squidward he’s squidward you’re squidward I’M squidward! are there any other squidwards i should know about?! meow
When you see your crush in public
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
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